In a surprising revelation, 21st Century Wolves announced the release of their movie titled "My Name is Bush". The movie stars ex-President George W Bush Jr and has been in the making for over six months, thus becoming the best kept Hollywood secret of all times.
When asked about the complete secrecy around the movie, the lead actor Mr Bush said that it is a retailatory (sic) action against the increasing influence of Indian film industry (Bollywood) in the region. He mentioned, “Bollywood has been getting technology and content from vogue (sic) nations like S Korea to develop WMEs (Weapons of Mass Entertainment). These WMEs, apart from being threat to the American values, could also cause serious damage to Hollywood's commercial interests. This is an act of War. Moviedom and Filmocracy are under attack”
Mr Bush told us that the movie will be simultaneously released in all 54 US states, including Yemen. He will actively promote the movie by doing a guest appearance on the hit TV series based on his life, "Are you dumber than an American President"
One of the major controversies surrounding the film has been the objection raised by his father, George Bush Sr, to the punch line "My Name is Bush and I can't spell TERRORIST". Sr Bush said "Little Georgie has been familiar with the word from a very young age. In fact, till he was 35 years old, he used to believe that the Asian midwife who delivered him was one of 'them'. I as a responsible parent ensured that all his learning toys such as confidential CIA files, audio visual aids like recordings of Pentagon meetings etc had the word mentioned multiple times. Repetition is the key to make dictators and children learn, you know."
Inside sources however reveal that the movie is an act of vendetta aimed at the key figures behind India's WME program: Shahrukh Khan and Karan Johar. It has been reported that the duo had repeatedly snubbed Bush Sr's requests for a character artist's role in their blockbusters. Apparently all such roles have been signed in advance by a certain Mr Amitabh Bachhan (known as 'Big B' in India and 'Comical Ali' in CIA circles) for the next 20 years. The Bushes (sic sic sic) are believed to be pushing for a UN resolution granting them exclusive rights to the term 'Big B'.
Sources also suggest that far from being an act of retaliation, the film was originally planned as a pre-emptive surgical strike to establish Bush Jr's supremacy in the field of entertainment. It was to be released ahead of the much publicized “My Name is Khan” starring Shahrukh and directed by Johar. However, the release got delayed because of lack of cooperation from key allies such as UK and France. The latter in fact went as far as honoring Mr Bachhan with a state honour.
British leader Crony Flair did try to mediate by asking Khan and Johar to allow Bush Jr to be personally present at their shootings. The request was denied on grounds that it would have a devastating effect on the grammar and diction of artists. The MI6 even planted an operative, Danny Boyle, inside Bollywood but he defected after making millions of dollars by casting Indian slum children. Their parents later alleged that it was a Western attack on their exclusive fundamental right to exploit their children
Coming to the plot, the movie begins with the child, Georgie Bush, a brat who has Assbrainer syndrome, growing up with his father in Connecticut. Later, as US President, Bush moves to the White House where he is ridiculed for not spelling the word ‘Terrorist’ correctly. After the events of 9/11, Bush Sr blames his incorrect spellings for inciting the perpetrators towards the attack. Georgie pledges to ensure an American victory in this monumental struggle of Good vs Evil. In order to win his father back, he embarks on a long journey across Iraq and Afghanistan to learn the spelling and the real meaning of the word ‘Terrorist’.........
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